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Tuesday, November 21 12:00 AM EDT

Rejected Titles for Harry Potter Book Number Seven

11. Harry Potter and the Milking of Fanboys
10. Harry Potter And The Seemingly Evil, But Really Just Misunderstood Villain
9. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Threesome
8. Harry Potter and the Wizards of Mass Destruction
7. Harry Potter and the Magazine of Shame
6. Ron Weasley and the Plot To Kill Harry Once And For All
5. Harry Potter and the Magic Mushrooms of H.R. Pufnstuf
4. Harry Potter and the Vibrating Wand
3. Harry Potter and the Sexual Awakening
2. Harry Potter and Hagrid's Bout with Gonorrhea
1. Harry Potter's Failing Grades So There Has to Be a Book 8

Or maybe Harry Potter and the Book Where Everyone Dies!

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