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Thursday, March 1 12:00 AM ET

Sixth Annual Geek Limerick Contest


It's that time of year again. Time to dazzle fellow BBspotters with your creativity. Compose a limerick with a geeky topic, and you could win one of the fabulous prizes. Please take a look at the official rules below before sending in your entry. Limericks will be judged on creativity, geekiness, and since this is a humor site, the humorosity of the limerick.

1st Place: $40 Amazon gift certificate

2nd Place: $20 Amazon gift certificate

If you need a limerick refresher course you can check out previous year's winners and losers... er... honorable mentions or mine...

There once was a movie Ghost Rider
Looked bad, like a film with Rob Schneider
A movie? This comic?
Reason? Economic
I'll wait for the third Man of Spider.

There once was a website called Digg
Whose founders made it quite bigg.
But the quality users.
They turned into losers.
Now it's got the stink of a pigg.

2006 Winners

2005 Winners

2004 Winners

2003 Winners

2002 Winners

Official rules: Please send your own previously unpublished limerick to By sending in your limerick you give us rights to publish the limerick on, but you can keep the rights to publish it in your book of geek limericks. The limerick must be received by March 31st to be eligible to win. You can send in multiple entries, but you are only eligible to win one of the prizes. Winners will be announced in April!

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