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Tuesday, April 10 12:00 AM EDT

Things Geeks Did on Easter

11. Carved Klingon warriors out of blocks of chocolate with Dremel.
10. Started flame war about resurrection on fundamentalist message board.
9. Sent e-mail, chatted with friends and surfed the web aimlessly, just like every other day.
8. Developed new ways to torture marshmallow Peeps chicks and bunnies.
7. Did spring cleaning on their e-mail inbox.
6. Tagged eggs with GPS beacons, gave kids coordinates.
5. Built Easter baskets out of Lego.
4. Removed fan from CPU and baked Easter ham inside of computer case.
3. Worked on script to sequel of Life of Brian entitled Brian Lives Again.
2. Resurrected their old Commodore 64.
1. Let the kids search for meatballs that the Flying Spaghetti Bunny left.

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