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Plot Points That Won't Be in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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Mrs. Weasley is pregnant again. This time with triplets, and Harry and Ron have to deliver the babies. |
| 10. |
Hagrid gets cancer and loses all his hair in chemotherapy. A fund raiser at Hogwarts fails to raise enough money for his final treatment, and he dies. |
| 9. |
Ron, tired of all the attention paid to Harry, becomes a pyromaniac and burns Hogwarts downto the ground. |
| 8. |
The blossoming of the romance between Millicent Bulstrode and Vincent Crabbe takes a turn for the torrid. |
| 7. |
Harry's battle with an irritable bowel. |
| 6. |
Professor McGonagall teaches Hermione the spells to deal with a witch's "monthly visitor." |
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Harry's scar was actually a rare case of forehead herpes. |
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Voldemort's attention is diverted by a surprise attack lead by Hermione. Harry and Ron struggle towards Mount Domb trying to destroy the One Wand of Power. |
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Harry gets nailed to a cross, then comes back to life. |
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Neville trips on Harry's corpse and accidentally stabs Voldemort in the heart with his wand. |
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Snape becomes a crusader for the legalization of pot. Starts hanging out in Leg Alley. |
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