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Tuesday, June 12 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You're Not Carbon-Neutral

11. Your air conditioner runs on coal.
10. You have Smokey the Bear's head mounted on your wall.
9. You get your exercise by driving a marathon every morning.
8. You use a Hummer to tow your Hummer.
7. You use spare computers to heat your home.
6. You supported Boron in the last election.
5. You're in the Bush cabinet.
4. You replaced all your incandescent bulbs with whale oil lamps.
3. You cut down all the trees in your back yard and put up outdoor chimneys instead.
2. ExxonMobil sends you a fruit basket every month.
1. Al Gore likes to use you as an example of what not to do in his speeches.

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