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Tuesday, July 10 12:00 AM EDT

Rejected Transformers

11. Goatsecon: Robot that transforms into a... let's call it a cannon.
10. Pintron: Explodes if you hit him in the back too hard.
9. Wheatonator: From precocious cadet that saves the day into a bundle of wheat.
8. Nutcrusher: Only effective against male Decepticons.
7. Vibroar: Robot. T-Rex. Vibrator. Who could ask for more?
6. Segtron: Everyone's favorite personal vehicle, now in robot form.
5. Scarscream: Say hello to my little robotic friend.
4. Optimus Priss: The very educated, wimpy brother of Optimus
3. Hippibot: From robot to VW Hippie Van. Bongs sold separately.
2. Grampsor: Creaks way louder when transforming.
1. Whorenado: From Olds Cutlass to street walker at the first sign of $20.

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