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Spells Not Used in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows   
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| 11. | 
Biggus Dickus - When Engorgio just isn't enough. | 
| 10. | 
Aloha-adios - For saying goodbye to Mexican-Hawaiian wizards. | 
| 9. | 
Amorus Mixalotus - Causes victim to like big butts and be unable to lie. | 
| 8. | 
Muffuletta - For making a nice olive sandwich. | 
| 7. | 
Fecamenti - Causes a stream of fecal matter to come from the end of the caster's wand. | 
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Resolvio Plottus - Instantly resolves any open plot issues. | 
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Aveda Conditionus - Gives the caster smooth and silky hair. | 
| 4. | 
Orgio - A jet of Astroglide shoots from the end of the caster's wand.  | 
| 3. | 
Heterus - Makes the target gay. | 
| 2. | 
Vestimenta Removi - Takes off the target's clothes. | 
| 1. | 
 Tetrahydrocannabis - When wizards want to get high.  | 
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