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Tuesday, July 3 12:00 AM EDT

Things You Did Waiting in Line for the iPhone

11. Made a sign with your blog URL on it for the TV crew.
10. Decided which method of suicide would be most appropriate if you didn't get one.
9. Pretended you recognized who Robert Scoble was.
8. Drank Kool-Aid samples handed out by Apple Store geniuses.
7. Memorized the iPhone specs, so you were prepared to be interviewed by the press later.
6. Thought different (ok, not really).
5. Talked loudly about how Steve Jobs wanted to send you one, but you refused so you could wait in line like everybody else.
4. Wondered if the Apple Store would take your manga drawings in lieu of cash.
3. Secretly hoped that you'd be singled out to get the only iPhone in the store, and everyone else had to go home crying.
2. Contemplated if that guy behind you was gay.
1. Emailed Steve Jobs to tell him "you had me at i."

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