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Signs You Woke Up Too Early
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11. |
It's still yesterday. |
10. |
Only three digits on the clock. |
9. |
Forgot where socks went, put them on elbows instead of feet. |
8. |
It's quiet in the house... too quiet. |
7. |
You catch the key gremlins hiding your keys. |
6. |
Your friends in Australia just finished work. |
5. |
Your cybernetic implants are not recharged yet. |
4. |
Dracula is still looming over your bed. |
3. |
You have a strong urge to eat the coffee grounds. |
2. |
Wake-up robot hasn't started boot up sequence yet. |
1. |
Brain-body connection unable to be established. |
This one goes to 11.
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