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Tuesday, September 18 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You Woke Up Too Early

11. It's still yesterday.
10. Only three digits on the clock.
9. Forgot where socks went, put them on elbows instead of feet.
8. It's quiet in the house... too quiet.
7. You catch the key gremlins hiding your keys.
6. Your friends in Australia just finished work.
5. Your cybernetic implants are not recharged yet.
4. Dracula is still looming over your bed.
3. You have a strong urge to eat the coffee grounds.
2. Wake-up robot hasn't started boot up sequence yet.
1. Brain-body connection unable to be established.

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