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Tuesday, October 30 12:00 AM EDT

Geek Tricks

11. Leaving a can of spam in the mailbox.
10. Let kids use Stargate in basement, but don't give them the code to get back.
9. Ask kids to recite pi to ten digits before you'll give them candy (5 digits if they're under 4 years old)
8. Egg houses two blocks away with trebuchet.
7. Start "alien vampire" scare by draining blood of all pets in neighborhood.
6. Encase houses on block in LEGO.
5. Spraypaint people's wifi passwords on their walls.
4. Summon Cthulhu to play with the neighborhood kids.
3. Make everyone think they have more bandwidth by turning off Bittorrent on your system.
2. Covering a house in post-it notes.
1. Convert addresses on block to hexadecimal.

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