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Tuesday, November 6 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You Need to Step Away from the Computer

11. You're starting to think in 1's and 0's.
10. The "Start" button has been burned in on your retinas.
9. Your beard has grown so long it's interfering with your typing... and you're a girl.
8. Your mouse asks you to stop touching it.
7. You've just spent two hours searching for "at-desk biological relief systems."
6. You see your leg muscles atrophying like a time-lapse video.
5. You don't remember what the rest of your house looks like.
4. The police officer says so.
3. You install a chute in the basement window, so the UPS guy can deliver packages directly to you.
2. Your last two birthday parties have featured animated cake and balloon GIFs.
1. Your fingers have become fused to the keyboard.

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