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Tuesday, January 8 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You're Working Too Many Hours

11. You consider the nightly cleaning crew your closest colleagues.
10. You can't complete your weekly timesheet because there's only space for two digits in the "hours worked" column.
9. You wish your kids "Happy Birthday" every morning just in case you're not back in the next few months.
8. All your friends are on the other side of the planet because the locals are asleep when you get home.
7. Your butt has fused with your chair.
6. Your boss encourages you to sleep at your desk.
5. Your every meal comes from the vending machine.
4. Your pet raccoon is missing you terribly.
3. You arrive home and the automatic coffee maker has just finished brewing.
2. Britney Spears spends more quality time with her kids than you do with yours.
1. You can't recall the last time you drove a car in daylight.

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