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Tuesday, February 12 12:00 AM EDT

Geek Pickup Lines Part 5


11. My startup just got funded.
10. You </me>
9. I know of a good open wifi connection around here, want the SSID?
8. Wanna play with my Wii?
7. You're so beautiful you make my heart stop, wait here while I make a saving throw.
6. Have you ever been deep-linked?
5. I know what you're thinking and the answer is 'Yes, that is a 64-bit driver.'
4. Would you let me poke you in the Facebook?
3. Hi, what's your gamertag?
2. MySpace or yours?
1. I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.

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