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Ways Sony Plans to Celebrate Their Blu-Ray Victory
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| 11. |
Add rootkit code to all Blu-Ray DVDs. |
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Send solid gold fruit basket to Time Warner. |
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Change name of Blu-Ray to something more meaningful. Like HD-DVD. |
| 8. |
Get unused "Victory for Betamax" banners out of storage. Edit them for the party. |
| 7. |
Call guys at Toshiba, and play Beck's "Loser" over the phone. |
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Watch Rising Sun on their HD-DVD player. |
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Release next generation of Higher-Definition video. |
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Get T-shirts printed up that say, "The HD stands for Hopeless Despair" and send them to engineers at Toshiba. |
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Raise price on Playstation 3 by $100. |
| 2. |
Release Gigli on Blu-Ray. |
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Savor the brief moment of victory, while preparing for the next embarrassing defeat. |
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This one goes to 11.
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