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Thursday, March 13 12:00 AM ET

Seventh Annual Geek Limerick Contest



 

It's that time of year again. Time to dazzle fellow BBspotters with your creativity. Compose a limerick with a geeky topic, and you could win one of the fabulous prizes. Please take a look at the official rules below before sending in your entry. Limericks will be judged on creativity, geekiness, and since this is a humor site, the humorosity of the limerick.

1st Place: $50 Amazon gift certificate

2nd Place: $25 Amazon gift certificate

If you need a limerick refresher course you can check out previous year's winners and losers... er... honorable mentions or mine...

A gaming sensation called Portal
Whose GLaDOS would cause you to chortle
But she's a big fake
She lied about cake
And she's into proving you mortal.

There once was a Web site called Google
Whose page design was very frugal
But here they are perching
At the top of Web searching
Scattering foes with a force that's centrifugal

2007 Winners

2006 Winners

2005 Winners

2004 Winners

2003 Winners

2002 Winners

Official rules: Please send your own previously unpublished limerick to briggsb@bbspot.com. By sending in your limerick you give us rights to publish the limerick on BBspot.com, but you can keep the rights to publish it in your book of geek limericks. The limerick must be received by April 11th to be eligible to win. You can send in multiple entries, but you are only eligible to win one of the prizes. Winners will be announced in April!

 
 
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