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Tuesday, March 25 12:00 AM EDT

Product Placement Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

11. "I got better after I took some Tylenol"
10. "We kill him first, then have Lipton tea and biscuits"
9. "The holy grail lies in the castle of Arrrrrrmani"
8. "Someday, lad, all this will be yours."
"What, the beautiful curtains from Bed, Bath & Beyond?"
7. "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels with a side dish of Green Giant frozen peas... and there was much rejoicing."
6. "You tit. I soiled my armor. Luckily I was wearing Depends."
5. "Must be a king."
"How do you know that?"
"He's Zestfully clean."
4. "I arrange, design and sell shrubberies, just like the bountiful plant department at Home Depot."
3. "She turned me into a Fig Newton"
2. "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Visit China"
1. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Glade pine-fresh scented candles."

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