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Tuesday, March 4 12:00 AM EDT

Ways Geeks Stop the Hiccups

11. Take Dremel to throat.
10. A spoonful of ground coffee.
9. Visit a parallel universe where hiccups don't exist.
8. Find the hiccup boson with an opposite spin and swallow it.
7. Use Infinite Improbability Drive to shift diaphragm a few feet to the left.
6. Drink a +1 Potion of Stop Hiccups.
5. Hold your breath and recite the Fibonacci sequence.
4. Start playing Resident Evil 4.
3. Search Wikipedia for a cure.
2. Duct tape mouth shut.
1. Have your WoW character do a headstand while you drink a Mountain Dew.

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