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Lines You Don't Want to See in a Privacy Policy
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| 11. |
No one will have access to your data, not even my brother-in-law in the Russian mafia. |
| 10. |
We collect personal information including pages visited and time spent on pages. Also a man will be around tomorrow to collect your fingerprints, a vial of urine and a DNA sample. |
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Sharing is caring. We care about your privacy. |
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We do not ask children under 13 for personal information, but we wouldn't mind if they sent us pictures. |
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Your credit card information will be securely stored using our patented ROT-26 encryption. |
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We reserve the right to use any pictures we may have obtained from your unsecured webcam. |
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We limit access to your personal information to anyone in our company with a computer and an Internet connection. |
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We will not sell your personal information unless offered money for it. |
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Just because we don't share your private information doesn't mean our spyware won't. |
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If an employee from our company shows up at your door with flowers, he certainly didn't get the information from us. |
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We're doing a heckuva job protecting your privacy. |
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