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Tuesday, September 16 12:00 AM EDT

Ways Geeks Are Surviving the Financial Meltdown

11. Using "always on" computer as cooktop and space heater.
10. Cryogenic stasis
9. Earning extra cash at home. Ask me how!
8. Immersing selves in video games and comic books until problem goes away (wait, doing that anyway)
7. Starring in series of commercials with Jerry Seinfeld.
6. Hoping years of experience watching Japanses game shows translates into win on Wipeout.
5. Eating store brand ramen.
4. Checking Slashdot comments for steps needed to create profit.
3. Starting to charge relatives for tech support (doing virus installation for free).
2. Upgrading components on PC every six months instead of every two.
1. Writing a BBook.

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