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Things Geeks Would Do with $700 Billion
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| 11. |
Remake disappointing geek movies like Phantom Menace and The Matrix: Reloaded the way they should've been done. |
| 10. |
Hire JoCo, Weird Al and MC Frontalot for birthday gala on the International Space Station. |
| 9. |
Lobby congress to pass a law stipulating that all companies must provide a Linux version of software and drivers. |
| 8. |
Buy up all copyrights, release everything with Creative Commons license. |
| 7. |
Finish paying off loan used to buy gaming computer. |
| 6. |
Buy enough World of Warcraft gold to own Azeroth. |
| 5. |
All-access, one-day pass to Area 51. |
| 4. |
Start nationwide chain of Soylent Green restaurants. |
| 3. |
Commission five more seasons of Firefly, Futurama and The Lone Gunmen. |
| 2. |
Eat Kraft Dinner with fancy dijon ketchup 7,000 times. |
| 1. |
Build a life-sized Death Star out of LEGO bricks. |
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