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| 11. |
Tell them Lucas is reworking the Original Star Wars trilogy again to add Jar Jar Binks. |
| 10. |
Spray fried motherboard scented Air Freshener. |
| 9. |
Alter their Hosts file to redirect http://www.google.com to a 404 message. |
| 8. |
Send them a fake notification from their ISP saying they will no longer provide Internet service because of porn downloads with a carbon copy to their mom. |
| 7. |
Make IE their default browser. |
| 6. |
Hire Steve Ballmer to be their life coach. |
| 5. |
Make a Clippy add-on for OpenOffice. |
| 4. |
Change their ringtone to Steve Ballmer yelling "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers!" |
| 3. |
Install a fake Antivirus on their Linux box and have it say their machine is infected. |
| 2. |
Inform them that Comcast will be the only high speed ISP for the whole country. |
| 1. |
Tell them FOX is making The X-Files: Reopened, but starring Clay Aiken and Ashlee Simpson. |
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