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Tuesday, December 2 12:00 AM EDT

Homemade Coupons Geeks Can Give as Gifts

11. 10 free conversations without correcting errors in fact or grammar.
10. 5 free victories in games of Halo.
9. As long as it won't get me fired, I will take the blame next time you make the server crash.
8. Free partner in trivia games for the next six months
7. 10 free google searches, without rolling my eyes.
6. Valid for one defeating any boss in any game.
5. No Star Wars, Star Trek or Monty Python quotes for two weeks.
4. I will not make 7-letter words in Scrabble for 12 matches.
3. Will watch a movie with you without making MST3K-like quip (Not valid with Manos: Hands of Fate)
2. All-day, one-time pass to go into my room to see my LEGO Set collection.
1. Acceptance of cheaper beers purchased by others without sigh.

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