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Tuesday, December 23 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You Spent Too Much on Presents

11. Credit card companies are sending you thank you notes.
10. The Secretary of the Treasury just directed bailout funds to your bank account.
9. UPS has opened an office on your driveway.
8. You are officially China's biggest trading partner.
7. You received a cease and desist notice from Santa's lawyers.
6. Advertisers are using your name directly in their ads.
5. Your credit card has melted from the friction of being swiped too many times.
4. There are more items on your bedroom floor than there are on eBay.
3. The guy who stole your credit card calls you to complain.
2. You had to buy a second home to store them all.
1. You represent a 42% slice on Amazon's earnings pie chart.

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