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Friday, February 20 12:00 AM ET

Reach Out on MySpace

By Brian Briggs, Francisco Rangel

Here's another one of our song parodies. This time it's "Reach Out on MySpace" to the tune of "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode. As an added bonus, you can download the MP3 of the song here. As you'll be able to tell, I'm a better writer than a singer.

Reach Out on MySpace

Your own personal webspace
Somewhere to place your blog
Talk of your frog
Your own personal webspace
Babble about your hair
No one will care.

Feeling unknown?
Well, you're not alone
Be a drone
Don't think on your own
Get caught in the fever
We're all underachievers

Say we're your friends
It's a modern trend
Adds to extend
Or you can pretend
You're way much younger
Or that you're Stevie Wonder

Reach out on MySpace
Reach out on MySpace

Your own personal webspace
Somewhere to look at ads
Or a squirrel's nads
Your own personal webspace
Somewhere to hear bad songs
That go on too long

Crappy design
See it all the time
We put this line
Just to make it rhyme
Midgets with prosthetics
Forget the dianetics.

Damn the aesthetics,
When girls take diuretics.

Reach out on MySpace
Your own personal webspace
Reach out on MySpace

Reach out on MySpace

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