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Tuesday, March 17 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Signs It's Springtime for a Geek

11. The headcrab saw its shadow.
10. Caffeine intake increased to cope with longer days.
9. The mold in the pizza box in the corner is in full bloom.
8. The thermometer is starting to go above 280.
7. Increase in amount of marshmallow peep-related experiments.
6. Skin color changing from translucent with a tinge of blue to pasty white.
5. Steve Jobs is in a short-sleeved turtleneck.
4. WoW character changes into shorts.
3. "Welcome to Hoth" doormat replaced by "Welcome to Endor" doormat.
2. The hunt begins for new trolling grounds.
1. The snow tires on the segway can be removed.

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