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Tuesday, April 7 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Signs You're Doing it Wrong

11. Your latkes taste like bacon.
10. Even creationists won't believe what you did.
9. The election watcher asks you to put your pants back on.
8. You paid a lot for that muffler.
7. The parents of the birthday boy ask if you can make something "less phallic."
6. You're running out of paper towel to soak up the blood.
5. There's a picture on the internet of you doing it and a caption Epic Fail.
4. Ceiling cat doesn't even want to watch.
3. It doesn't show up when you Google it.
2. The doctor wonders how you got an iPod up there.
1. You ask the government for bailout money.

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