Top 11
Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
The BBook of Geek
Mental Floss
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
Jokes Gallery
Funny Pictures
More Links

Tuesday, April 21 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Geek Prison Activities

11. Carve D & D dice set out of soap.
10. Change facebook relationship status to "it's complicated."
9. File sharing to cut through bars.
8. Organize prison-style LARP during exercise period
7. Dig a tunnel, but bring a pump to pop any monsters you encounter.
6. Stage prison rendition of Spamalot.
5. Finally lose virginity.
4. Make a swiss army shiv.
3. Request portal gun.
2. Encrypt messages by hand using RSA with memorized large prime.
1. Trade cigarettes for Mountain Dew.

Story Options:

This one goes to 11.

Follow on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter
Facebook Fan Us on Facebook
Amazon Find the BBook


  Politics Contact FAQs

Copyright 1999-2023 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a tech satire news and geek humor source, and meant to be funny.
If you are easily offended, gullible, or don't have a sense of humor, we suggest you go elsewhere. Those without the geek gene activated should also avoid this site.