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Products Apple Did Not Announce at WWDC | 
| 11. | iWow dries up cabernet sauvignon and Perrier spills in a snap | 
| 10. | iPhone multi-touch interface that recognizes up to 11 digits | 
| 9. | Flux capacitor iPhone attachment means you'll never miss another call now or in the future | 
| 8. | Official Apple Bedazzler for decorating your Apple products | 
| 7. | iSmug tattoo with every iPhone 3GS purchase | 
| 6. | New 11" monochrome, 486sx MacBook Poor for  people who can't afford regular Apple products | 
| 5. | Apple brand condoms, a guaranteed slicker interface than competitors. | 
| 4. | Apple MacHook artificial limb | 
| 3. | Tethering for the iPhone on AT&T | 
| 2. | Inside the Bowels of Steve Jobs DVD. | 
| 1. | One-button keyboard for iPhone | 
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 This one goes to 11.
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