It's easier to forage for mushrooms when you have the Super Mario Bros theme stuck in your head.
Today, I found a ring that makes me invisible. Unfortunately, it also gives everyone on the planet the "See Invisible" intrinsic effect.
Today, I was in the park, tweeting. The other birds told me to shut up.
I put Quantum State motor oil in my car and now I have to check every time to see if it's there before I start the car.
I scream. You scream. But in space no one can hear us scream for ice cream.
Even in the UK 1080p is not the same as 8 pounds.
I replaced my cell phone battery with mitochondria. Not all cells are the same.
If I were a zombie, I'd never have to worry about what I should eat for lunch.
What if the universe isn't expanding and we're just shrinking?
I believe stem cell research will result in better prisons for plants.