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Tuesday, July 21 12:00 AM EDT

Rejected Phrases for Neil Armstrong's Moon Landing

11. Cut! I messed that one up.
10. FIRST!
9. Fuck. It's not made of cheese. I owe Aldrin $10.
8. I crush your Earth. Crush. Crush.
7. It's only a model.
6. I sure hope Michael Jackson is watching this.
5. That's one small step for a man. Boy, is that thing tiny. You think NASA would make a man-sized step for this thing.
4. My god, it's full of stars.
3. Holy crap, are those missiles flying out of Russia? Psyche!
2. This is no moon. It's a space station.
1. Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon. I hope my legs don't break, walking on the moon.

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