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Signs Your Wireless Carrier Sucks
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| 12. |
Their hands-free device is a piece of string to tie the phone to your head. |
| 11. |
They use wires. |
| 10. |
All customer service is handled through the mail. |
| 9. |
You can use the RF from their phones to make popcorn. |
| 8. |
Sales rep keeps bragging how he hasn't had a phone explode in over a week. |
| 7. |
They only sell phones with Windows Mobile. |
| 6. |
Your phone bill comes with a $200 surcharge for "Calling people." |
| 5. |
The only bars you see sell alcoholic beverages. |
| 4. |
Their ad slogan is "Can you hear anything? Hello? What? Can you hear me? Bob? Bob? " |
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Their idea of a world phone is a phone shaped like the world. |
| 2. |
They only give you a free phone if you sign up for their 20-year plan. |
| 1. |
Text messages must be sent in Morse code. |
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This one goes to 11.
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