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Monday, September 21 12:00 AM EDT

Reasons Apple is Still Studying (and definitely hasn't rejected) the Google Voice App

11. Still counting number of "All bow to Steve Jobs" in code comments to make sure it meets the minimum required.
10. Hard to decipher after dog chewed on it for a half an hour.
9. They have a mid-term examination on Google Voice coming up in a few weeks.
8. Because Steve Jobs said so.
7. Sent it to their sales office for code review just to be sure.  No one there has seen code before.
6. Waiting for the Android iPhone App to be approved first.
5. Requested URL for Google's official website and still haven't heard back from them.
4. Every time they try to send approval Gmail is down.
3. Still trying to figure out a way for the next iPhone software upgrade to break it.
2. Code sent in hard to read Verdana font.
1. Wants to make sure that the Apple Voice service they are working on has all the same features.

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