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Signs Google Knows Too Much About You
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| 11. |
Google Maps gives you directions before you enter the address you're going to. |
| 10. |
Picasa deletes all the pictures of your girlfriend a week before you break up with her. |
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Your mom has been talking to a Google Chat bot impersonating you for a month, and never noticed. |
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Sergei Brin calls and offers condolences for the cancer you're going to have. |
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It puts "Angelina Jolie nude" in the search box before you can type it. |
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Your first dates know more about you than your mom. |
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Instead of showing up for job interviews, you tell prospective employers to Google you, and they're fine with that. |
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Google Voice has been calling and canceling meetings because they conflict with your schedule. |
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The feeding tube used while you're connected to the Google Collective has that minty flavor you love so much. |
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Google turns the TV off after you fall asleep on the couch. |
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Security doesn't have to scan your mandatory TSA forehead barcode tattoo to let you on the plane. |
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This one goes to 11.
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