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Tuesday, October 27, 12:00 AM EDT

Excuses for Not Giving out Candy on Halloween

11. Requested party members to farm candy, but didn't get any takers.
10. Used all the Mentos I bought during production of my latest YouTube video.
9. I'm Schroedinger's house. When you opened the door my candy disappeared.
8.  I thought giving out condoms would be more beneficial to society.
7. Too busy installing Windows 7 patches to buy candy.
6. My mother was killed by a peanut M & M.
5. Better sales on candy on November 1.
4. All the candy was eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.
3.  I sent all the candy to a Nigerian prince.
2. I calculated the cost / benefit ratio, and saw all cost and no benefit.
1. All the kids in this neighborhood are too fat already including you.

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