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Excuses for Not Giving out Candy on Halloween
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| 11. |
Requested party members to farm candy, but didn't get any takers. |
| 10. |
Used all the Mentos I bought during production of my latest YouTube video. |
| 9. |
I'm Schroedinger's house. When you opened the door my candy disappeared. |
| 8. |
I thought giving out condoms would be more beneficial to society. |
| 7. |
Too busy installing Windows 7 patches to buy candy. |
| 6. |
My mother was killed by a peanut M & M. |
| 5. |
Better sales on candy on November 1. |
| 4. |
All the candy was eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal. |
| 3. |
I sent all the candy to a Nigerian prince. |
| 2. |
I calculated the cost / benefit ratio, and saw all cost and no benefit. |
| 1. |
All the kids in this neighborhood are too fat already including you. |
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This one goes to 11.
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