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Reasons Darth Vader Makes a Bad Lunch Date
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11. |
The lack of menu options disturbs him. |
10. |
He keeps using the Force to steal your fries. |
9. |
Eating soup through the mask is pretty disgusting. |
8. |
Drones on and on about the time he won a pod race on Tatooine. |
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Always says he has to leave to attend to "Imperial business" before the check comes. |
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Hooters waitresses keep complaining about the heavy breathing. |
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Gets noticeably upset if you say the restaurant is charging you an arm and a leg. |
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Always using his Blackberry to check his email. |
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Keeps saying "I have you now" every time he picks up something with the chopsticks. |
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Makes bad Tie Fighter jokes at Thai restaurant. |
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Never checks his cape at the coat check. "It's not a coat, it's a cape!" |
This one goes to 11.
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