Top 11
Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
The BBook of Geek
Mental Floss
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
Jokes Gallery
Funny Pictures
More Links

Tuesday, March 23 12:00 AM EDT

Top 11 Wrong Things to Say upon First Contact

Share |
11. I thought you'd be taller.
10. We'd like to present you with this book "How To Serve Man." It's a cookbook.
9. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
8. Greetings aliens, I am Earth Ambassador Bush.
7. Still no other intelligent life in the universe I see.
6. And here is your complimentary copy of "Twilight."
5. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
4. Who let the dogs out?
3. Flying saucer? I barely know 'er!
2. <cough><cough>fake<cough><cough>
1. We're sorry, but we have to place your under arrest for violating Disney's copyright by looking too much like Mickey Mouse.

Story Options:

This one goes to 11.

Follow on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter
Facebook Fan Us on Facebook
Amazon Find the BBook


  Politics Contact FAQs

Copyright 1999-2023 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a tech satire news and geek humor source, and meant to be funny.
If you are easily offended, gullible, or don't have a sense of humor, we suggest you go elsewhere. Those without the geek gene activated should also avoid this site.