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Top 11 Things I'd Do If Given Control of Google's Servers
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| 11. |
Make bb@gmail.com my own email address. |
| 10. |
See how Slashdot likes it when someone takes down their servers. |
| 9. |
Make that guy who bullied me in 6th grade "disappear." |
| 8. |
Ask them to start calculating the answer to life, the universe and everything. |
| 7. |
Delete all the fluff from Google.com homepage. |
| 6. |
Remove all photos from that one event that I'm not to proud of from the Internet. |
| 5. |
BBspot.com becomes top search result for everything. EVERYTHING! MUWAHAHAH! |
| 4. |
Hack the Gibson. |
| 3. |
Digitize myself and battle the MCP with my security program. |
| 2. |
Ask them if they would like to play a game? |
| 1. |
Play Crysis 2 at full settings. |
This one goes to 11.
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