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Top 11 Signs Your Baby Is a Nerd

11. They cut their way out of the uterus with a light saber.
10. Can't catch a football, shoot a basket and generally not good at sports.
9. Avoids eye contact while breast feeding.
8. Sits in the corner and cries when no one pays attention to him.
7. Has taking its rattle apart to see what makes the noise.
6. Prefers sleeping in the basement.
5. Converted the crib mobile into a gyroscope.
4. Has trouble talking with girls.
3. Can recite 10 digits of pi before can say "momma."
2. Prefers watching lectures by Stephen Hawking than watching Baby Einstein videos.
1. Demands coffee with their breast milk.

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