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Top 11 Signs Your Laptop is Overheating
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| 11. |
Your asbestos jeans burst into flame. |
| 10. |
You can fold the screen down and it works as well as your George Foreman grill. |
| 9. |
The awesome bubbling visual effects on the screen are not your screensaver. |
| 8. |
You've downclocked the CPU so much that the Commodore 64 team is overtaking you on Folding@Home |
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You're switching your CPU temp monitor to Kelvin Réaumur, so the temp stays in double digits. |
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Now that spring has finally arrived, it doesn't even work outside anymore. |
| 5. |
It can run spreadsheets and cauterize wounds. |
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Every port on your system is Firewire. |
| 3. |
The coins in your pocket have turned into a single molten mass. |
| 2. |
Al Gore shows up to kick your ass. |
| 1. |
Frodo tosses the one ring into your keyboard. |
This one goes to 11.
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