|
|
Top 11 Things I Still Won't Be Able to Do
After I Upgrade My Computer
|
| 11. |
Touch Scarlett Johansson. |
| 10. |
Find the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. |
| 9. |
Want an iPad. |
| 8. |
Replace those years of not being able to play games at the highest settings. |
| 7. |
Find a real job. |
| 6. |
Keep my office cool during the summer. |
| 5. |
Get my kids to understand why they can't upgrade their computers. |
| 4. |
Create a rift in the time-space continuum. |
| 3. |
Hide my secrets from the future with math. |
| 2. |
Erase the stain of Attack of the Clones from my psyche. |
| 1. |
Go back in time an put all my life savings in Google stock at the IPO. |
This one goes to 11.
|
