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Top 11 Other iPhone 4 Issues
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| 11. |
Voice-cancelling microphone a really bad idea. |
| 10. |
Notches in side prone to causing tears in rectal tissue. |
| 9. |
Acclerometer keeps getting stuck on the carpet and runs the phone into walls. |
| 8. |
It'll explode when thrown at a Pinto. |
| 7. |
Face-tracking laser burns holes through eyebrows. |
| 6. |
Keeps texting taunts to iPhone 3GS owners without your knowledge. |
| 5. |
Touchscreen rubs off toxic levels of smug. |
| 4. |
Extended battery life comes at the expense of draining your health. |
| 3. |
Retina display causing burn-in in the back of people's retinas. |
| 2. |
Oleophobic screen makes breading fall off when trying to deep fry your iPhone. |
| 1. |
Proximity sensor lets out a loud beeping sound if you start walking backward. |
This one goes to 11.
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