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Top 11 Signs You've Been on Vacation Too Long
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| 11. |
Your WoW character died of old age. |
| 10. |
Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been released while you were gone.. |
| 9. |
The pizza you left in the refrigerator has become sentient. |
| 8. |
Your cubicle has been converted to an office supply storage center. |
| 7. |
Microsoft has released Windows 7: Part III. |
| 6. |
Your auto-away message on IM says, "We think our master might be dead." |
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Your inbox goes on The Biggest Loser because it's morbidly obese. |
| 4. |
You see your face on the side of a milk carton. |
| 3. |
The economy is doing well. |
| 2. |
All the iPhone 4 problems have been fixed. |
| 1. |
The torrent of the whole Internet has finished downloading. |
This one goes to 11.
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