New York City - In a startling development members
of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) disbanded after
being shown a basic food chain chart by Marion High School Biology
teacher Fred McInnes.
"I was surprised that they weren't aware how the food chain
said McInnes. "I just showed them the basic food chain (pictured
left) with humans on top."
"He showed us the chart and it was like somebody turned the
lights on," said the PETA President. "We're at the
top. We can eat anything below us. That makes
my job useless. I never looked at it that way."
After showing the chart to several members an emergency board meeting
was called. By a vote of 12-0, PETA was disbanded. "I'm
really kind of heartbroken," PETA member Jenny Golsen said. "I'm
looking forward to getting that new fur coat though. Does this
mean I can eat a hamburger? Yee-haw!"
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