Geek Horoscopes

Geek Horoscopes

Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
You will be disappointed when HBO decides not to buy your screenplays to your Game of Thrones season 8 reimagining.

Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
This week you challenge your friends to a marathon gaming session. Be prepared to stay up all night and consume an unhealthy amount of energy drinks, because nothing says “fun” like sleep deprivation and caffeine-induced heart palpitations.

Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
You probably shouldn’t point out the gaping plot holes in the three-year D&D campaign your friend created. He can still TPK you in real life.

Gemini
May 21 – June 21
You’ll spend so much time tweaking your computer settings for optimal performance that you forget what you were doing it for.

Cancer
June 22 – July 22
You regret hoping for geek media to become mainstream, because now you don’t have enough time to consume everything.

Leo
July 23 – Aug 22
As Bing slowly raises its relevancy in the search market, you dust off your Zune collection hoping for a big score.

Virgo
Aug 23 – Sep 22
You continue feeling guilty for strongly hoping Covid 19 turned into a full-blown zombie apocalypse. Not cool, man.

Libra
Sep 23 – Oct 23
You’ve waited too long to purchase that VR system, and now you’re too out of shape to use it.

Scorpio
Oct 24 – Nov 21
The stars are not saying that the toxic spill from the train derailments gave you super powers, but it’s not saying it didn’t either.

Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
It doesn’t look like your dream of an HCU (Harvey Cinematic Universe) with Sad Sack, Casper the Ghost and Richie Rich is going to happen. Give it up.

Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
You have an AI chatbot rewrite your resume only to have it apply for and get the job you were trying for.

Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
You’ll share BBspot with 10 of your friends this week in an effort to appease the stars.

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  1. Gary Smith

    Accurate

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