Geek Horoscopes

Geek Horoscopes

Feb 19 – Mar 20
You will be disappointed when HBO decides not to buy your screenplays to your Game of Thrones season 8 reimagining.

Mar 21 – Apr 19
This week you challenge your friends to a marathon gaming session. Be prepared to stay up all night and consume an unhealthy amount of energy drinks, because nothing says “fun” like sleep deprivation and caffeine-induced heart palpitations.

Apr 20 – May 20
You probably shouldn’t point out the gaping plot holes in the three-year D&D campaign your friend created. He can still TPK you in real life.

May 21 – June 21
You’ll spend so much time tweaking your computer settings for optimal performance that you forget what you were doing it for.

June 22 – July 22
You regret hoping for geek media to become mainstream, because now you don’t have enough time to consume everything.

July 23 – Aug 22
As Bing slowly raises its relevancy in the search market, you dust off your Zune collection hoping for a big score.

Aug 23 – Sep 22
You continue feeling guilty for strongly hoping Covid 19 turned into a full-blown zombie apocalypse. Not cool, man.

Sep 23 – Oct 23
You’ve waited too long to purchase that VR system, and now you’re too out of shape to use it.

Oct 24 – Nov 21
The stars are not saying that the toxic spill from the train derailments gave you super powers, but it’s not saying it didn’t either.

Nov 22 – Dec 21
It doesn’t look like your dream of an HCU (Harvey Cinematic Universe) with Sad Sack, Casper the Ghost and Richie Rich is going to happen. Give it up.

Dec 22 – Jan 19
You have an AI chatbot rewrite your resume only to have it apply for and get the job you were trying for.

Jan 20 – Feb 18
You’ll share BBspot with 10 of your friends this week in an effort to appease the stars.

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