Star Wars Super Fans are Losing a Hand to Ride Disney’s Newest Attraction
Orlando, FL - In a galaxy far, far away, Star Wars super fans are losing a hand to ride Disney's newest attraction. Yes, you read that right. In an effort…
Mr. Beast Blinding 1,000 People for Next Video
Greenville, NC - YouTuber MrBeast has once again found himself at the center of controversy. This time, it's for his latest philanthropic endeavor - helping 1000 people go blind. It…
Undead Actors Tired of Being Cast as the Bad Guy
Hollywood, CA - A horde of undead actors who have been playing zombies in post-apocalyptic films and TV shows for years is now reportedly considering unionizing. These flesh-eating thespians have…
Plan to Circumvent Netflix Password Sharing Rules Only Costs $10,000
Bellevue, Nebraska - In a move to assert his right to share his Netflix account with family and friends, local man Barry Smith announced plans to circumvent the streaming giant's…
Squid Game Season 2 and Stranger Things Final Season to Extoll Dangers of Account Sharing in Plot Lines
Los Gatos, CA - Facing pushback for its crackdown on password sharing among family members, Netflix announced that upcoming seasons of their hit shows Squid Game and Stranger Things would…