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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

Second Annual Geek Limerick Contest


I over-clocked an AMD 750
The performance is now really nifty!
I wonder if I can
get away with no fan?
Yeah, it works, but ~^Dukih87ypl;&5 md;oiulHQD
As a gamer with no inhibitions
Adopted contorted positions
To manoeuvre his X-wing
He said "Its a good thing
I have no paternal ambitions"
Here I am, waiting in line.
They all say it's a waste of my time
but from them I'll escape
in my black Vader cape
Carrying my six-foot 'Episode III' sign.
A perl coder once pointlessly
Was asked to match all he could see.
"That's easy" he said",
"Off the top of my head"

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