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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

Second Annual Geek Limerick Contest


There once was a man named MacAddress,
Who helped dhcpd make a guess,
As to what to assign,
While it went down the line,
Of dhcp client requests.
There once was a guy who loved vi
His fingers really could fly
Then they moved him to Word
And all that was heard
Was “I think I rather would die!”
The trouble with games like Nethack,
Once you start them there's no turning back.
I went down to the caves
Feeling terribly brave;
But was killed in a freak : attack.
I get such a headache from coding,
It feels like my head is exploding,
It's very confusing,
So I think I'll be using,
My foot to do all my uploading.
There's nothing quite like a good frag,
For fun and for picking up swag,
You've got to be fast,
You can't move at half-mast,
And you'll surely be dead if you lag.

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