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Tuesday, April 25 12:00 AM EDT

Fourth Annual Geek Limerick Contest

By Butch Terry

A lonely C coder named Trent,
Remarked, "World of Warcraft is Bent!
When I typed in ++
I started to cuss
'cause my Night Elf would not increment!

By Don Mowbray

There once was a limerick writer named Edmond
Who worked for Microsoft in Redmond
He gerrymandered
The rhyme scheme standard
Since open specifications ain't squat

By Luke Joyner

Krispy Kremes, rubber bands, what a day!
Feynman's belt trick is oh so passé
Some Siberian lad,
If you ask me, he's mad,
claims he's finally solved Poincaré!

By Seth Brown

If your AIM's pointless chat, ICQ.
There's a Trillan things we can do.
Just discuss them with me,
And we'll all type in L337-speak - Yahoo!

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