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Tuesday, April 25 12:00 AM EDT

Fourth Annual Geek Limerick Contest

Three Acrostic Limericks by Seth Brown

Dear employee with blog on your site:
Our top brass doesn't like what you write.
Office tales that you list
Caused the boss to be pissed,
Ending your employ as of tonight.

Quick, a zombie is after your head!
Unload into him eight pounds of lead,
And electric bolts too -
Keep those volts running through,
Even though he is already dead.

Google now has launched email, woohoo!
Man, there's nothing this puppy can't do.
A whole gigabyte? Great!
I can search? At this rate,
Luddites soon will be using it too.

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