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Tuesday, April 25 12:00 AM EDT

Fourth Annual Geek Limerick Contest

By Graham Lee

A programmer gave parties a whirl
And while at one did talk to a girl.
She didn't stay long
As it all felt so wrong:
He opened with #!/usr/bin/perl.

By Neal Schermerhorn

Both Picard and Will Riker were beaming
When they found all the Romulan scheming
Wouldn't threaten the sector
As they'd tracked the ship's vector--
Wesley woke and he found he was dreaming...

By Olwen Williams

It's basically built for Beginners,
And All-purpose -- suits saints and/or sinners.
Symbolic Instruction
Describes the construction.
Teach BASIC to budding Code-spinners.

By Luke Joyner

Just as orderly limericks rhyme,
Shouldn't there be a rhythm to primes?
Old man Riemann concurred;
Confident, he assured,
"Zeta's naughts share a vertical line!"

By Luke Joyner

Gandalf makes little rings when he smokes
But aside from him, no mortal blokes
Can disarm the complex;
Fluid flow's proved a hex:
You've done nothing for us, Navier-Stokes!

By Matthew Levine

The answer to life they pursue,
So Deep Thought did then think it through,
for 7 million years
it grinded it's gears
and answered them with "42".

By Seth Brown

See that Hitchhiker's trailer? I'm manic!
It's the best ever; sure beats Titanic.
In two months, 'twill be seen
On the awesome big screen,
So just try to remember: Don't Panic.

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